-"We're in Nevada, he's in Kansas. The out of state rule applies double!" "We could do it twice!"
-"Sorry I was late, Staci." "You were late?"
-"I like how they added the bird crap for authenticity."
-"No. I am not going to pay $12.50 for a roller coaster, I don't care!"
-"I have that effect on people."
-"It's cool, I'm over it."
-"Oh, I'm still witty, I'm just tired."
-"Oh my God, I just bodyslammed the groom."
-"Now, let's pretend to wait in line. We look ridiculous not pretending to wait in line."
-"I am so hitting up the desert bar."
-"I told you that you'd touch firm boobies!"
-"I'm a D cup now." "Do they change size on command? Because, if they do, what do I have to do to get you back?"
-"I don't get the appeal of gambling." "The appeal is this." ::points to a button:: "No, no, I still don't get it.
-"Man, I am never doing that again."
-"My car isn't overheating!"
-"I can smoke indoors!"
Congratulations, Staci and Frazier. You will totally be together forever.